...knows that I don't know me well. My interests change from one day to the next, I haven't been able to have a solid "favorite color"...ever, and I couldn't tell you exactly what I collect, (although I collect). There are some firm yeses and no's in my life however, and here they are:
I DO NOT appreciate:
- Toddlers and Tiaras
- Chorizo
- Spiders
- Gore
- Cigarettes and cigarette smoke
- Bratty children
- Abortion
- Drugs
- Mindless profanity
- Horses
- Anyone touching my knees or legs. Anyone.
- Neglectful parents
- Diet drinks (Coke Zero not included)
- Most generic food
- Vaguebooking ALL.THE.DAMN.TIME.
- A good amount of Adult Swim Shows (Squidbillies, The Brak Show, Metalocaplyse and Sealab not included)
- Talking on the phone to anyone other than my mother or husband
- Juggalos
I CAN appreciate:
- Black pepper on things black pepper should go on
- Babies (black pepper should not go on these)
- Perfume
- Soy Sauce (Kikkoman only)
- The White Stripes
- All things Japanese
- The Victorian era
- Art Nouveau
- International Mail
- Sheep, llamas and other wooly creatures
- Texting
- Wearing pajama pants all day long
- Glitter
- Lavender and Vanilla
- Chili and Jiffy Cornbread
- Society finches
- Nail polish
- Tattoos, especially if they're going on me
- Cherry Blossoms
- Bedding
- Sleep
These are things that seem to have nestled themselves a nice hold in my personality. That doesn't mean that I won't wake up one morning and want to start living the life of Vegas showgirl or a Buddhist monk. It's like I'm playing a real life game of Katamari, I want to roll up EVERYTHING!!!
